"Am I in?"

C'mon, man. Don't get stoned and drive.

Got news for you - it's never going to be legal to get stoned in a moving vehicle, whether you're just the passenger or not.

I generally like my mercedes like my coffee:
Black. Brutal. And murdering someone's face.

HOWEVER, when the AMG isn't black, red & black is absolutely stunning. The pic you posted NAILS IT.

AMGs because red does feel appropriate with a Mercedes. But I like it when things are inappropriate.

I hope I still need a rubber at that age.

If you work to that age you're bound to get tired sooner or later...

Cheap gas

Ditch wife, keep kid. Drive exotics every day.

Haul Assity. The express ability to haul ass.

Its a CRX. Collect the insurance and let it go.

So many hoodies...

The guy who sits and lobbies the organizers to create a class so only his car can win. I spent five or six years telling this guy to shove it, and when I quit running the show, they broke up the 60's class into four classes, first and second half, then Ford and Chevy, just so this guy's 64 1/2 Mustang could win a…

The guy that has to show everyone how cool he is by doing/attempting burnouts, by association making the responsible car guys look like dicks to the community.

Auto journalists. Usually in jackets with elbow patches.

The classic "well, on a Mustang..."