Okay.

My dream car is a VW Rabbit Pickup

i'm not saying it's a Rapide, an A7, or even a CLS. But in person, a properly spec-ed Panamera (a Turbo with these wheels) looks pretty damn good.

Street Racing is so Low that The Discovery Channel gave it a show.

That's the one I'd pick!

Ash: *stomps the accelerator in the middle of a city for a street race*
Professor Oak: There's a time and a place for everything! But not now!

I'm pretty sure the appeal of the Ferrari/Viper/Miata/etc is the fact they go fast, handle well, or both.

I would love to start an adopt a homeless UAE exotic vehicle foundation.

*cough*... Ken Block ... *cough*

Bone stock. No aftermarket bolt-ons there. I'd hold out for the STi model.

Poor MR2.

I thought I cared... but then I realized it was NASCAR.

Truck nuts. Just the sheer stupidity to think this is cool. I hate it when people say that big cars or fast cars are guys compensating, because sometimes you just want to go fast or be comfortably or whatever. You don't deserve shit for that. But tell me that truck nuts guys aren't compensating for something:

I have the best job at Jalopnik right now because I'm going to make fart noises with my mouth and get paid for it.

Yeah, Travis is away today doing Travis-ey stuff.

Travis wrote this. Just the pics are mine. I have a bunch more I should drop in here.

In fairness to my thick-headed brethren, most guys are all too used to the disdainful scoffs and eye-rolling that come whenever they talk about cars, sports, video games, etc. around women. Obviously there are women who like all those things, but most of them either don't or pretend they don't. Meeting a woman who do…

Holy shit that in-car camera makes it look terrifying.