He’s saying the quite part loud and the loud part not at all.

It is shitty, and I’m over it. The article was trash, and trying to excuse it or paper over it by gaysplaining to the rest of us that degrading “reading” is inherently part of gay culture is shitty.

He is the kind of gay that criticizes other gays and gay culture to his straight friends at elegant homemade dinners.

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

If I see a red fucking hat, it’s open season on the motherfucker wearing it.

shouldn’t this be posted to Splinter?

i did!

The question still remains, was Pence called back as SOP, or because they needed a sane backup for Trump during a crisis? (I would have thought having your No 2 in a different state during a possible nuclear incident would be prudent security.) 

I recognize that the only way I’d place second in a cycling race is if there are only two people racing, but I do not understand why so many cyclists pull a DeSean Jackson like that. I don’t even finish my McDonald’s fries without watching over my shoulder for my wife to come and steal the big ones I save for last.

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

I can’t wait for the outcries of how “factually incorrect this would be given melanin content would be almost null at the bottom of the ocean”.

So the prevailing belief is that Melissa McCarthy will play Ursela.

He’s with the Angels, now still.

This is for all those jaded cynics that say debates don’t matter. Senator Harris came to “beat that bitch with a bat” and chew bubble gum...and homegirl was out of bubble gum.

she did ... but that was also like watching Ryan digging his hole deeper. The guy couldn’t find a way to stfu and his mouth set off on that journey

Oh my god I felt like I was watching a car accident with that. You literally saw what little chance he had smoldering in flames behind his irises, right inside his head. Ouch.

Welp... this happened.

The TripAdvisor consensus is that Hanoi Hiltons are better than Guantanamo GreenTrees, but inferior to Pyongyang Park Hyatts.