Even a German in Tokyo knows it’s best to distance oneself from claiming the Orioles.

I went there once. I’m from New York City and they all acted like I was from Outer Mongolia. Apparently my black clothes, my “accent” and my “aggressive attitude” were very foreign to them.

Rico you’re writing a comment on a blog post

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

Im pretty sure that car is on my local craiglist.  Still runs, recently cleaned.  

:>

I lived in South OC not far from this school for about 7-8 years. It’s a nice area (mostly upscale tract developments) with plenty of nice people, but it’s also filled with exactly the sort of pearl-clutching, Nextdoor-posting, Trump-loving suburban white soccer moms you’re probably envisioning here. Their kids are…

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Hey kids, in light of recent revelations about the broken nature of the American political and economic system, the word of the day has been changed! Today’s new word of the day is:

Oh for god’s sake. I just pulled up my receipt for my original Pixel and it’s January 12, 2017.

Having a non-running vehicle in their gravel trap may go against their HOA.

Of course, Trump’s resident white nationalist Stephen Miller was one of the biggest proponents of the plan, along with ICE Deputy Director Matthew Albence. The two were “eager to execute dramatic, highly visible mass arrests that they argued would help deter the soaring influx of families,” according to the Post.

A lot of these people running for Prez should be running for Senate.

Ever met a sheriff's deputy or a prison guard? There's your answer.

I know people who have worked with her, and they say no one works harder than that woman.

chudlet

How does anyone listen to this wee little chudlet and think he’s an authority on anything?

Man, I really, really, really miss Inbox. Moving back to Gmail has been a huge step backwards. And no mobile alternatives are able to fill the spot either.

Of all the tired single-reason explanations for Trump’s victory, “It’s James Comey’s fault” might be the most laughable.  Comey is trash, but this shit is nonsense.

So I guess you could say.......he was exiled from play?