Just like Beggars Canyon back home

Let’s just let the Saudis, the Israelis, the Iranians, and all the rest of them kill each other until there’s no more theocracies in the middle east, then just run the region as a global fuel depot. 

I've dealt with sundowning Olds, that wasn't it. Try harder next time with your performative wokeness, sports blogger. 

This is the future I was promised. I am pleased.

lol you’re adorable

As with literally every lightsaber ever... 

Wait.. You're telling me a CHINESE company defrauded a western partner? Shocking. Absolutely shocking! Nation of thieves and authoritarians propped up by millions upon millions of peasants. 

You’re doing the lord’s work here son.

You know how they could make this thing cool? Strip all the chrome, leather, wood, storage space, sound insulation, and passenger seat out of it, throw a cage in it, and run it at Le Mans.

That’d be cool.

If I can eek out three or four more years out of my ‘08 Altima coupe, I may just have to get one of these second hand...

That right-fielder tracker is hilarious... You can see the thought process happen like “I got i-naaaaaaaaah we’re done.”

Speaking as a 300-pounder, I find no offense in Yang’s comments. Trump is worthy of ridicule because he’s made a point of saying he’s super fit and that he’s a super healthy person. So he should be called out. If I was running my mouth about how I was in prime shape and could whoop my friends in an Ironman run I’d…

Bedminster, New Jersey is not an expensive media market like Los Angeles or New York City, that’s why the ads are cheap. Less people around to have watching an ad means it's not as valuable. 

This guy is a beta who’s career reached its apogee a decade ago and he’s trying to spin a prank into a sob story. What a pathetic little creature.

Learning to say “Yes Master” in four languages is not hard. 

Papa has ordered one. I can barely contain my exuberance!

The Volvo 1800es from the same era is a more beautiful execution of the shooting brake in every way.

At least our courts don’t protect pedophiles like Jonathan Yaniv... 

It’s not an insult, none of them are. They’re exaggerated archetypes so that a wider audience of people (money source) can see a character that they can on some level latch onto.

Every so often I peruse David Yurman's shop and damn if I had just a liiiiiiiiittttle bit more money I could just maybe get something... 

Every so often I peruse David Yurman's shop and damn if I had just a liiiiiiiiittttle bit more money I could just…