Seizing the means of production has never looked so snazzy. 

You could tell she’s still sharp from the campaign trail. It was so refreshing to have someone with energy and a strong message do one of these. Last year’s response made me want to blow my brains out...

Let the past die... Kill it...if you have to. 

She’s a sheikh’s perfect woman: vapid, plastic, and only cares about herself and money.

I swear on the necronomicon that if Bernie gets control of F1 again I'm done with the sport. No fucking way. Why bother? He'll be dead in a year or two. 

Because of the MeToo movement and the general air of believing victims that's going on, duh. How is this a mystery to you? 

Sure... We'll call it hedonistic... 

This was a really good write up!

Also, he got charged with rape in France... You've got to really cross some lines to get the French to accuse you of violating a woman. 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee

Ooooh edgy... And what state that's clearly not full of morons are you from little boy? 

Awwww it's a cute Lil sporty chicken! 

I rotate out a selection of 3 Hot Wheels cars every month or so, and a small bowl of assorted white legos to build little buildings and shapes when I'm thinking through something. Aside from that, I've got a doodle pad that I'll do a quick 1 minute sketch on to clear my head, so my desk and the wall around it has lots…

He’s a wizard (with high cha/low int scores) who lost his spellbook and decided to switch classes to barbarian. Rages constantly, and does reckless attacks on Twitter all day long. Clearly a tank, because he's been hit with at least a thousand stories that would have tpk'd every other politician in DC. 

If they don't market this feature as being just like the F35's super trick helmet, they're fools. Truck bros will buy two of them, one to drive and the other to masturbate in while staring at their invisible trailer listening to the Top Gun soundtrack at full volume pretending they achieved something in life beyond…

Not surprised... It’s an amoral country run by a government that doesn’t value its human citizenry, so why the hell would they care about fucking around with monkeys. I’d bet they're already cloning people in secret, that gene editing scientists only crime in their eyes was showing the civilized world what they were…

I mean idk what sheep have done to you but in my experiences they've been very friendly and soft, I would not compare them to fox news people... But I get your point. 

Maybe be a little more discerning in your purchases and don't buy so much junk that needs returning! Read reviews! Turn off 1-click purchasing! One thing that I've done is fill up a cart, then let it sit for a day and come back to it and reevaluate the things I wanted to buy. Almost every time one or two things get…

the day Trump dies is the day Twitter’s stock price loses half its value, so nah, they won’t ban him for shit. Trump could live-tweet personally killing a journalist and he’d still have that account.

I can't speak specifically to making a ring out of frozen butter, but in my experiences frozen butters melts only marginally slower than fridge butter or room temp butter, not sure it would last long enough to impart a structure to an egg... Also, that'd be a ton of butter for one egg (not complaining, just…