Cotd for God's sake

They donate 5x to democratic affiliated groups. You don't need to freak out about anything. 

In-n-Out is a family owned business that puts Bible verses on their fry baskets and everyone is surprised and/or losing their goddamn minds that they donated a paltry 25k to the GOP? For fucks sake people find something that matters to yell about. In n out donates far more to democrats in the state, but I guess that…

*takes a contemptuous drag of a gauloise cigarette*

And the Coonye Kardashian rehabilitation tour begins!

He made a completely valid point about both. Nanette wasn’t comedy, it was a Tedx Talk with some bad jokes at the start, and Louis CK doesn’t deserve to die for what he did, despite the protestations of all the keyboard warriors here.

Because he doesn't think Louis needs to be executed and that Hannah Gadsby isn't funny nor was Nanette comedy? Lol ok. Have fun in your increasingly small bubble 

“maybe he doesn’t need—or deserve— to be a famous fucking comedian getting millions of dollars of support”

Lol when did Jezebel become a shotacon forum? The whole world is now 4chan. Three separate posts on this site in 48 hours about... Uncomfortable musings about little boys and “would you fuck this cartoon man”. Peak 4chan. Congrats, you’ve become what you all hate

4chan called and is wondering, between this post and one yesterday about another author falling in love with some other generic blonde 12 year old boy, if Shotacat and Pedobear will be staying with Jezebel for an extended period of time? They’d like to get the carpets, drapes, and really everything steam cleaned if…

They can have fun with that... Going to be like trying to bail out a sinking cruiseship with a sieve. 

Broadly speaking I like the design, but I could definitely leave all those black plastic bits on the front bumper behind. They feel tacked on, like those AutoZone vents that people in Dodge Magnums like... 

This post shines like a beacon of reasonable opinion in a sea of irrational vengeance. I was really disappointed in Louis for what he’s copped to, and he rightfully took a pretty big hit to his income and stature. I’d be surprised if he ever gets back to selling out big venues again, but I agree he should still be…

Is he supposed to live on the streets with his kids for years before we, the online horde, decide he is acceptable again? 

You seem to have Louis confused with that Gadsby lady and her "comedy" special. 

I bet you’re delightful at parties

I bet you’re delightful at parties

What a remarkably well reasoned and detailed suggestion. Thanks for playing

Such a hot contrary take. You must be fun at parties, telling everyone you knew America sucked before Trump. What a paragon of foresight you are. How is it you're not working at the New York Times with this thoughtful and incisive praise of yourself? 

Fuck PETA, bunch of holier-than-thou eco terrorist fuckwits. If I had the chance I'd paintbrush every single one of them with a 32 oz. steak