The day Pelosi leaves government I'm throwing a huge goddamn cookout. Can't stand her. 

Oh and to be clear I should say Pair of Thieves “SuperFit” briefs. The “SuperSofts” are actually, for my money, not as soft, but if you prefer cotton to microfiber, I guess you might want those instead.

Thieves doesn’t make any underwears for the ladies, so you should just buy your ladyfriend a pair or two now so she won’t steal yours once she’s discovered their greatness

I’ll throw a brand out there for everyone: Pair of Thieves. Most comfy boxer briefs I’ve ever owned, confirmed from several years of ownership and multiple women stealing a pair or two from me for basically the exact reasons already laid out in this article. they come in both very brief, brief, and long legged lengths…

104 degrees right now (11pm) in North Hollywood. I’d complain but I just moved to NoHo from the foothills and it’s 115 degrees over there so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that!

The way she side steps the issue even in friendly territory like Pod Save America is a pretty bright signal that she knows it's bullshit. I just wish she would admit it's just a family story and move on. It hurts to see her do really well and say the right things and then in a second shift into the same calculating…

I once used a bone stick I found on the beaches of Monterey to bat a cockroach that had flown into my studio through an open screen door right back out the screen door... It was very satisfying, and a great use of the bone stick. 

Another critical hurdle will be sorting out a forge/refinery in zero/low gravity. I imagine that any platinum/metals harvested in space will need to be melted down and purified before being brought onto earth. Maybe a subterranean moon base with refinery/forge built in...

I also wondered about that after googling her but hey that’s how she apparently self-described herself to Joe Budden, where I got my info. Grains of salt and all that.

Oh don’t worry friend, we have lots of guns too :) this is America after all. My quite liberal family has... I think five shotguns and six pistols, thousands of rounds for all of them, and the Boy Scouts taught me how to make bazookas out of household materials :D and we’ve got a lifted Toyota pickup truck, the…

I believe she preferred to use the term "urban model" 

I'd bet my last dollar that Warren would lose to Trump by a wider margin that HRC in the electoral college and she wouldn't even win the popular vote. 

While I too would love that, I'm trying to be realistic with my Christmas wishes. I fear we'll have to wait a few more years for the island scenario to play out... 

All I want for Christmas is for all of the Clintons to completely retire from public life and for Nancy Pelosi to retire or at minimum lose her leadership position. In the last decade she’s done more harm than good in terms of stifling young leaders in the caucus and generally not being helpful. The only arguments I…

Specific suggestion re: dealing a punch. If you live in a big city, you could probably find a rage room to rent for half an hour or an hour. Taking a bat to a bunch of plates, glasswear, and other items in a soundproof room is... Satisfying. Also, if you’ve got some land, buy an ax and a cord of wood, and make the…

Prime isn’t the problem here, you’re just bad with personal finance, like I’ve been in the past. Sooner or later (probably later now that you’ve put this off by leaving prime) you’ll fuck up, way over extend your finances, and have a come to Jesus moment with a bankruptcy. Good news is you, like me, are a white male,…

1. Why do we still care what Fallon thinks about anything?

Lots of car collectors aren’t as well off as you think they are, and I’m including the concours crowd in that statement. Shame that for you to feel good someone who loves cars has to suffer.

Think for a second moron. These are the people who can ACTUALLY buy off politicians. They’re the ones who get listened to. Trump pissing off millionaires and billionaires and hitting their pocket books is a GOOD THING because then these people will start lobbying their congressmen buddies on the golf course.

I, for one, am increasingly looking forward to the coming civil war.