Yeah something was off... His hair. From his head. Because he’s had some crazy AF surgeries to combat his hair loss.

That was the first thing my dad texted me when I sent him this video haha!

“crafted from the matted hairs of a Norwegian baby goat’s underbelly”

But.... The voters tied. The coin decided who carried the flag. Unless the coin has implicit racial bias (maybe it was David Duke’s lucky nickel) this was chance.

I’m here with Evil Troy & Evil Abed to confirm that yes, we are in the darkest timeline.

This guy’s also been said to be dating Hope Hicks... She’s a real scumbag magnet: Lewandowski, Porter, and (probably false) rumors about her and potus

Could have hit the main artery in the thigh... If that artery got even nicked by a bullet and he kept biking a few blocks, the blood loss would be rapid and immense.

Let’s leave assassination conspiracy theories to the folks at Infowars hmm?

I know that feel friendo. I started crying when they released the fairings and we first saw Starman. I was reminded of Dr. Seuss’s “Oh the places you’ll go”

COTD

Anyone heard confirmation the core landed on the barge successfully?

“Han’s non-Millennial Falcon”

The bloodstripes were awarded by Correlian military and acknowledged by the Imperial Navy, so a little of both I suppose...

Donald Glover is channeling Lando-swagger more than I could have hoped for.

Seeing the Falcon’s hallways all crisp and new is really weird...

Wait what? Are you stupid or just a troll? What about indigenous peoples the world over having hunted with spears and bow & arrow for thousands of years?

It’s a shortcut to just say get rid of all of a thing, instead of dealing with nuance, so, pot meet kettle. People who live a few hundred miles away from their local kombucha/artisan cold press juice bar/whole foods have to hunt for food. Would you take their guns and just tell them to move into the big cities?

This is how it starts. A slow-rolling Saturday Night Massacre happening in broad daylight, aided and abetted by Devin Nunes and Paul Ryan. If they get away with this and fire Rosenstein, then silence Mueller, we are well within authoritarian territory. Next comes the Night of the Long Knives...

Should we also take all the rental trucks away? Could go rent a uhaul for thirty bucks and drive it into a farmers market or a schoolyard. Guess we’ve got to get rid of rental cars now...

“You would think as a man who will never have to experience the suffering that she’s gone through”