I distinctly remember the comet being called Bernardinelli-Bernstain when I was a kid.

You’d think a multi-millionaire wouldn’t have much to find sad and disturbing in the world, but here we are...

I think Amfo’s saying that the Oompa Loompas were inspired by post-WW2 worker settlement programs as opposed to slavery. See the Windrush Generation as an example:

Alright, let’s try some Dante

Yes, it’s foolish to interpretively politicize everything. Wonka is actually very much a truthful moralist hiding underneath his oddness (he keeps his word to Charlie, too, even though he didn’t need to). If he said he invited the Oompa-Loompas to be free of their horrible land, I’ll take his word for it. Besides, the…

Willy Wonka, as he dies: The torrone! The torrone!

Oompa loompa, doobadee ninja

Oh yeah? Well explain this passage:

Not his portrayal of Wonka, Gene Wilder himself! What a monster!

This is the most passionate defense of Oompa-Loompas I’ve ever heard of or thought possible. Maybe I’ll stick around this site for another week...maybe they’ll even fix Kinja??

I know he doesn’t kill children but the whole thing with the Oompa Loompas does have a heavy colonialist subtext.

This movie is gonna live or die depending on how it decides to handle the Oompa Loompas considering Wonka basically enslaved them.

Or, you know, crazy idea but nepotism just doesn’t work. Imagine if the first Ghostbusters was instead filled with the kids of 1950s Hollywood stars. It would be terrible. Having Jason make this was just a bad idea and removed better directors and creatives from consideration. Of course its a hot mess. This tearjerker…

“Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme to Die!”

I’ve got nipples, could you milk me?

Life is pretty hearty. Single-celled organisms could be fine. Maybe we’ll get moonfall 2: the re-evolution of man

Nobody gives a shit what you think. Just want to make that clear. 

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

See I just went to a website to check these claims and it came out with this so...

Who’s Milton?