Worst job of the week: Cleaning up all the chopped-off noses cluttering the floor beneath Alabama’s voting booths.

nuclear power!

“12 models” doesn’t count when 6 of them are variants of an i4 Grand Coupe xDrive 40e Sport.

If we’re talking about historical accuracy and “heritage”, it only seems fair to me.

I honestly suggested that if they won’t take them down, they should have to change existing plaques or add new ones that give full context.

He should pray it is.

They want to remember history, right? That’s history, guys. The confederacy lost, and our monuments should make that clear.

When did he hyphenate his name to Trump-Rally?

Can we remind ourselves of the fact that every single thing that the Clinton campaign, real journalists, honest pundits, and everyday people warned that would happen with trump as president has in fact happened and continues to happen.

Clearly.

Maybe we can make an aerosol vaccine and put it in the chemtrails ;)

I think it is time to load that vaccine into the chemtrail foggers and fix this great land for you, me and bigfoot!

There’s some misconceptions about modern nuclear weaponry.

Then people seem awfully into dragging the corpse out and making it dance for nickels every time Trump hires/promotes someone.

Holy shit. That’s incredible. Also, I think there’s some double entendre fodder in there somewhere.

And if we’ve learned anything from Nate Silver in the past, it’s that he’s always right.

I’m in sales in a rich baby-boomer heavy area and not only are they the cheapest motherfuckers on the planet, I’ve never seen one roll into my office in anything more formal than a t shirt and shorts or jeans. They also drive lower end cars, so there is no outward indicator of their wealth until they drop their tax…

This story is hilarious. I’m in sales, my brothers are in sales, my dad and 3 generations back were all in sales. We all shill different products. The first lesson of sales is to not judge a book by its cover. The person in front of you may not be able to afford what you’re selling today but they might some day or…

You can’t always, the first new car my dad bought was a Hyundai i10, he bought it on scrappage (our equivalent of cash for clunkers), the base price with discount was £5000 - but he couldn’t get a red one, he had to pay around £500 - or 10% more, for metallic paint, which he didn’t want.

I have read other stories about…