Okay, listen, does ANYONE, ANYWHERE in the world know what they are doing? I don’t think so! Where are all the adults? WHERE ARE THE ADULTS???

Why was this election called or was this normal election? I’m confused on that point.

Nope. Rice is Chinese and China is using global warming hoaxes to advance their sinister agenda.

It really seems like the country is coming to a weird boiling point, like a clash of ideals is imminent. If I saw this man say “Get on all fours! Do not walk off on two legs! You don’t deserve to walk on two legs, vermin.” in public to a person of a different race I would be explaining to my Boyfriend why I was…

Apart from finding a bulkbilling doc you can see in under a hour (what unicorn is this?) I totally agree with you, we are blessed with a really good healthcare system - I’ve worked in it and needed it (hello, appendicitis at 32!) and I happily pay extra so others can benefit too. It really gets me that Americans can’t…

Pence may not be able to be an astronaut but he sure is a space cadet.

John Glenn and Neil Armstrong....Yep, story checks out.

The ACA has done me well.

...Dafuq

“I lost my shitty high-deductible high-copay plan and had to go on Medicaid like a common Negro!”

Also that bathroom sign story is funny as hell, I may need to steal it. :)

I was thinking the same thing about the hood bulge!!

It took me longer than I’d like to admit that you meant “twin cameras” and not “twin camshafts.” Sign of idiocy on my part, or sign I’m a true Jalop? :)

I agree with your comment in total, but “SPROING” gets you a star.

I agree with your comment in total, but “SPROING” gets you a star.

It looks like they’re playing The Weakest Link. Was Anne Robinson not available to moderate?

THAT WOMAN WILL NEVER GET THE FALCON BACK.

Every conservative man who thinks like this wants to be a Commander in Handmaid’s Tale. Or closer to reality, church elders in those fundamentalist Mormon sects.

Barron was traumatized because the bloody head looked like Mommy’s friend.

The correct response to the Prince Albert in a Can prank should be:

What’s hilarious is that if he was really concerned that the Russians are “laughing” because Democrats are making an excuse for losing the election....he’d just stop mentioning it as a Democratic excuse for losing the election! No Democratic politician is saying “We must investigate this Russia thing because we…