“Don’t wear a cloth mask.”

 Yes, this. She never meant to expose her nipple. They meant to rip away part of the costume to expose another layer but did not mean to remove everything that got ripped away. She’s gotten so much shit for this while Timberlake has gotten nothing. It’s misogynoir writ large.

Nah, the costume is clearly designed to come away cleanly and neatly to reveal her nipple which is mostly obscured by an ornate nipple-piercing, IIRC it was like a sun or starburst held with a bar (sorry not up to date with nipple jewellery terminology).

my Vietnam vet, hippie, Junior English teacher informally assigned it as spring break reading.

...in the 90s version

Oh come on. We all know they banned the book for its “New York sense of humor”.

so old that they made their fortunes from vinyl, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs.

We had a kitchen radio that had an OLED display (I know it was OLED because the radio had “with OLED display!” written on it). It showed the time, channel, etc.

You know what? I just realised... what do you think the chances are they were trying to have another bite at the “Indiana Jones faces guy with amazing sword skills, so he just pulls his gun and shoots him” cherry?

Psycho came out at the cinema in Australia in early 1999 - and this trailer certainly doesn’t mention shot for shot, or even really make it clear that it’s a remake. It does manage to spoil the first twist of the film by all-but-saying Norman Bates is a crazy murderer though...

“The key, I think, is movement,” Cage says, “I saw a movie called Malignant and the director James Wan and the actress [Annabelle Wallis] created this choreography that was terrifying. So I’m hoping to do something like that where Dracula can either glide or move like Sadako in Ringu.”

‘Bout the same CCCP has to do with China.

Yeah but more importantly why are we bothered about the trailer’s lack of an Imagine Dragons song when it has a Depeche Mode song?

The first one did well enough with late-career Johnny Depp to still get a sequel.

They should just shoot everything out of a cannon!

MOON: Falls.

Apparently satire was originally supposed to try to effect social change using humour but I assume they gave that up as a lost cause in the 1950s.

Why is the media questioning the co-stars but not Ansel himself?

Remember when Cynthia Nixon was running for Governor of New York? Doesn’t that feel like a million years ago?

I bet it was that devil Oleander.