On the other hand, it would be hard to generalize that rule, otherwise one could say that if there’s any number of women, there’s an infinite number of women.

This familiar “why are they coming forward now” question needs to be reframed into “why is the media listening to these women now?”

The accusations against me made by individuals I met years, even decades, ago are categorically false. These stories could’ve been from 30 years ago or 30 days ago—no always means no—that is a line I did not cross. The encounters were consensual.

And let’s not forget The Last Starfighter. Back when a “Beta” was a badass alien android who morphed to resemble you then protected your girl without banging her and sacrificed itself to save both the girl and the galaxy... or something. Kind of a confusing side-plot really. I’m sure we’ll have it figured out by the…

And finish the animated show with an episode that’s mostly just static images being slowly dragged past the camera, and reused clips of a DAT player getting to the end of one side of the tape, going “click”, and reversing to start playing the other...

Did... did it though?

The attacks on Omarova and her fictionalized ties to communism, which she vehemently denies...

I’m pretty sure the starred word isn’t “kill”...

Also...”Racist” Communist Smear Campaign? I didn’t realize communism was a race.

It’s important to push back on Cawthorne’s claim that the undeveloped Polaroid is a “picture” from the moment of exposure. It isn’t. It’s an exposed, undeveloped Polaroid. Does he think an exposed roll of undeveloped film is full of “pictures”? They should have him unroll one on stage and say “LOOK AT ALL THE…

As a pro-choice analogy (apart from the snatching bit) I think the Polaroid is pretty good. You and the camera take the photo (conception) and the camera spits out a blank frame (implantation I guess?). This frame contains everything it needs to make the photo (baby) but nobody calls your undeveloped Polaroid a…

Isn’t a “misfire” when a gun fails to discharge? I would have thought in the Rust case, this would be considered an “unintentional discharge” and depending on the nature of exactly how it happened could be an “accidental discharge” (fault of gun mechanism) or a “negligent discharge” (fault of Baldwin).

Only because I saw both of these sketches last night, but...

I’m guessing you didn’t want a turn of the horsie?

I just wish Will Smith would do the experiment and see if cussing WOULD make him sell more records.

I think it’s probably the Chad.

Who was it who reviewed Blade with: “At least. Proof that Hollywood is populated by space aliens who eat their own poo. And now they expect us to eat it too.”?

Mine is Frank Zappa’s “Titties and Beer”. Really cuts through all the generic bleeps and bloops from everyone else’s phone.

God acting must be such weird job at times. “Okay nice lady friend and colleague, I’m going to pretend to punch you in the face now, are you okay if I swing my fist around like this, because that will let you.... etc”

There’s no way we would have SEEN her titties, it’s a Bond film. We would just all know they were visible to the crew. As SNL said: “Seeing their backs reminds me of their fronts and that’s where the boobies are.”