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Whether we're talking about knives or luggage, Victorinox is synonymous with quality. The Fibrox comes with a lifetime warranty, an 8" high-carbon stainless steel blade, and a slip-resistant handle so you don't lose any fingers. [Victorinox Fibrox]

Whether we're talking about knives or luggage, Victorinox is synonymous with quality. The Fibrox comes with a

Vote: Swiftkey

1.6%? That's crazy. Sigh.

Vote: Epson WorkForce WF-3540

It's fast. It's wireless (and you can print from your phone/tablet too, or from memory cards or USB sticks). It's been 100% reliable — the first printer I have ever owned with zero problems ever, in the couple of years I've owned it. Its output looks great. It makes nice quick copies

I know it's heartless, but ... good.
Honestly, I feel bad for all these dogs that are clearly misused or untrained or abused, but regardless of what got them to the point of vicious, once vicious they need to be put down.

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Had to investigate further. From their website:
"Many thanks for your concern for dear little Frostie. Protection of Frostie's hooves is something that is foremost in our minds and was one of the initial points we discussed with our veterinary team after Frostie's mobility cart was fitted. Hooves are much tougher than

Also, don't use @aol.com, which reveals that you're over 50 and/or an idiot

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

But ... but you gave up your *color theme*. Are you ****ing crazy, man????

Google Now thinks I work at the Starbucks I stop at every morning on the way to my actual work.

To be fair, most of us sit in chairs. Awesome chairs though.

Sounds a lot like my wedding, about 4 years ago. We were able to have a friend do the photography (she was still in school at the time as well), so we got a very good price for some excellent pictures. We didn't get to eat much during the reception (between excitement/stress and people wanting to talk), so our first

So, as an Actual Professional Cat Lady (not my real job title but close enough)... cats rarely just attack like that for no reason. (That's called Idiopathic Aggression, and it's rare.) Cats might become "randomly" aggressive when they're in pain; they either association you with the pain (because they can't determine

I played lacrosse (poorly) in high school for a couple of years. Our team wasn't good, but what we lacked in skill we made up for with jock-strap related pranks.

I was raised by a slightly-overprotective single mother who was convinced that the sports I liked, baseball, football and hockey, were too dangerous for a child of my size. A series of childhood illnesses kept me rather undersized for years - I weighed 40 pounds entering the 3rd grade and left the 5th grade weighing

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

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Never forget the triple head-shot