Too bad he can't really play the trombone. I would love to see him play and flamethrow at the same time. I bet the sound waves would play tricks with the flame and make for an interesting sight. However, I imagine there are a ton of safety concerns keeping him from this.

I don't have a comment on any beer or mixer, but I don't really know why anyone would want to do that. Also, I don't care if it's free, I'm not sticking 3 beer flavored waters down my belly.