I resisted watching this movie for decades when I was younger because it was old, in black and white, blah blah blah, but my older sister watched it every Christmas and I didn’t get the appeal. But I finally gave in maybe 10 years ago and it’s been a staple ever since. It’s not my favorite movie, not a movie I think…

After I found it, I remembered I actually saw it! In the theater! I paid money!!!

I mean... the handicapped* bathroom stall? It sounds bad, but c’mon, how many of us have ever seen someone who the stall was designed for go in or out of there? If it’s empty, use it. It’s spacious, you can stretch out and get some REAL work done.

I mean, they’re a team and (it’s hoped) that what she does in some way helps him better earn a living. I get it’s funny for a show but if one  half of a couple pays for you dinner, thank them both. Unless one of them has made it clear this wasn’t their idea and you should choke on your pork chop.

Why the exclamation point? Is there another “The Bride” movie?

Devon Walker keeping up the nine-words-per-show average. My man.

And AV Club as well. Weird that they think people visit this site just to read the articles.

Emma Stone.

So many great shots they will probably try to recreate and it won’t work because (presumably) it will be in color.

Can someone talk me out of bailing out on this... and Girls on the Bus as well? Neither is moving anywhere and when the do, it’s the wrong step.

Vincent Adultman.

Or a good Key and Peele sketch.

He’s running neck and neck with Bagger Vance.

Ehh, I mean, while I think he’ll delay these cases so long that he’ll die of old age before they are finally all run through the Supreme Court,

The bigger the belt buckle, the bigger the asshole.

I actually would love to hear his whiplash 180 excuse in that situation.

Speaker? Try new VP running mate.

The most I can figure from this comment is that she’s not good at playing a drunk which... ok.

I took it as the whole “annoying theater kid” thing, which, who cares? Sort of like with James Corden, but he seems to be earning his displeasure so...

Did he pull down the shades AFTER he climbed on the ledge to jump?