Mr. Sardonicus. Granted, I was a kid sitting alone in my bedroom at night watching on a black and white (!) TV, but when he comes home at night after digging up his dead dad to retrieve a winning lottery ticket, he’s moaning and his wife, who insisted he do it, asks him what’s wrong, then lights a candle and...

Oh, no doubt. But the way DeSantis’ crew edited the commercial, it made her almost seem sane. His team is the worst at media.

Thanks. I saw that but didn’t remember the premise exactly. He was a scientist, correct?

(Sigh) This is where the party ends. I can’t stand here listening to you and your... producers of Saturday Night Live?

So is the new season of Fargo going to show up the next day on Hulu or are they going to wait until it’s all over to start showing it?

I saw Ron DeSantis’ commercial “attacking” Haley. He interspersed clips of her talking about extending some sympathy to Palestinians, peace, blah blah blah, followed by clips of DeSantis talking about destroying Palestinians, not letting on in the country no matter what, blah blah blah. I had no idea it was an ad…

Where have YOU been? He’s already been Speaker TWICE! 

I never get tired of seeing who the new “See? We’re not racist!” the GOP is going to trot out, someone who never rises higher than, “I like what he says, I’d consider voting for him” and they never do.

There’s also something so inescapably gothic (in the literary sense) about Dracula and Frankenstein that it feels difficult translating it to modern day.

4. As much as I love the classic Universal Monsters, they really are relics of the past.

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The hair alone must take several days to get follicle in place.

Hopefully, Taylor and Travis will break up and we can ride that out here for the rest of the year.

Is every marriage not ultimately a vulnerable and humbling undertaking where you’re asked to declare to strangers that you file joint taxes?

Elevator? I’m sure some are despairing at being stuck on this planet with them.

GOP Bill Banning Party Infighting Leads To Brawl In Committee Room

It’s still funny to them. Being Republican means no self-reflection. Seriously, Steve Scalise got shot playing ball and he never once thought, “Maybe I should reflect on this and see how these guns are affecting American lives.”

Same. But the fumfering got a bit annoying for me as it went on. I get he was playing the “absent-minded professor” type but... you know.

I wonder who the head of production is.

And since its Mamet penned, I’m pretty sure Lee Harvey Oswald was part of a retro-fitted liberal conspiracy to kill the president and invoke Sharia law or something back in the 1960s.