I saw Ron DeSantis’ commercial “attacking” Haley. He interspersed clips of her talking about extending some sympathy to Palestinians, peace, blah blah blah, followed by clips of DeSantis talking about destroying Palestinians, not letting on in the country no matter what, blah blah blah. I had no idea it was an ad…

Where have YOU been? He’s already been Speaker TWICE! 

I never get tired of seeing who the new “See? We’re not racist!” the GOP is going to trot out, someone who never rises higher than, “I like what he says, I’d consider voting for him” and they never do.

There’s also something so inescapably gothic (in the literary sense) about Dracula and Frankenstein that it feels difficult translating it to modern day.

4. As much as I love the classic Universal Monsters, they really are relics of the past.

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The hair alone must take several days to get follicle in place.

Hopefully, Taylor and Travis will break up and we can ride that out here for the rest of the year.

Is every marriage not ultimately a vulnerable and humbling undertaking where you’re asked to declare to strangers that you file joint taxes?

Elevator? I’m sure some are despairing at being stuck on this planet with them.

GOP Bill Banning Party Infighting Leads To Brawl In Committee Room

It’s still funny to them. Being Republican means no self-reflection. Seriously, Steve Scalise got shot playing ball and he never once thought, “Maybe I should reflect on this and see how these guns are affecting American lives.”

Same. But the fumfering got a bit annoying for me as it went on. I get he was playing the “absent-minded professor” type but... you know.

I wonder who the head of production is.

And since its Mamet penned, I’m pretty sure Lee Harvey Oswald was part of a retro-fitted liberal conspiracy to kill the president and invoke Sharia law or something back in the 1960s.

Hey, it could be another Elvis bio-related movie. 

This. I remember him jumping immediately to the more expensive “questions” and yelling at the TV, “YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!”

It’s amazing/not amazing to listen to the GOP try to blame this all on the Dems - and do it with a straight face - when they:

It’s not even like they’re giving them convincing/half-convincing reasons why they should change their vote. It’s just “Do it because we say so!!” or “Do it or else!”

Well, it’s been gone for a few weeks now. Someone else thought it might be a glitch too, but no amount of refreshing changed anything. Unless there is some super-secret way to summon it that they only shared with special readers, it appears to be gone.