The man-headed dog did it for me.

I think a Shocker remake/return could work, especially in our now more online/video/digital/AI world.

“I liked her fine.”

Momma’s probably been through Travis’ other relationships and knows this one might not last either so why make a big deal of it. 

Place was sold out, full of people who’d traveled from all over the country to put on his jersey and watch him strike out twice.

I like how they try to pretend a young-ish guy slurping down ED pills mixed with Red Bull suddenly did a 180 in his sex life because he got married.

Right, the storytelling show, but... you know. 

I don’t blame him either. I guess when you see other former “senior” correspondents get other hosting gigs (Colbert Report, Full Frontal, The Nightly Show, The Opposition, etc.), and you, with a pretty lengthy tenure, get offered nothing, why hang around? I mean, Minhaj already had a show with Patriot Act, but he’s…

To both impose his personal beliefs and use them as a shield. 

“I suppose James Cordon drinks there on a daily basis.”

Yeah, it’s a hatewatch show. At least 80 percent of the time, the people they’re interviewing on-air are their co-workers. The majority of their “hard-hitting news” comes from their personal lives. As in the revelation that her brother is an insurrectionist. I’m currently watching as I type this, but I suspect it will…

U4 at the TD Hexahedron or GTFO.

Well, that’s disturbingly appropriate...

Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t mind seeing a show in there... if there were any bands I liked that would fill the place.

If she wins, the kids may NEVER learn to be anti-Semites.

Stewart, Gouldman, Godley and Creme. Underrated musical geniuses.

Make a donation in HIS name.

This guy previously went after same-sex marriage and affirmative action, so if the kid grows up to be gay and a minority, this guy won’t give a shit.

Now sure how it happened but thanks for creating a troll account, whoever you really are.

The above photos should become the standard “Fucked Around, Found Out” meme immediately.