I’m just trying to figure out why a woman in hot-as-balls, damp-ass Florida is wearing fucking evening gloves, in the daytime no less.

This. I was trying to think of all the wives of governors who have been on national magazine covers and came up with a grand total of zilch. Unless they were already famous like Maria Shriver or someone of that ilk.

Yeah, it’s a little rough. I mean, this is only a seven paragraph article - nine if you count the single sentences - so it shouldn’t take long to give it a couple of extra reads before posting. Hell, run it through Grammarly Free. It’s not like it’s breaking news or time-sensitive - it happened last week. And while I…

I get your disappointment/confusion. There’s smart funny, silly funny, smart silly funny. dumb funny, strange funny... I like some comedy that gets more absurd as it goes along, which he seems to specialize in, but a couple of times he reached the nadir of the sketch and then ... just stayed there when he should have…

I mean, you’re probably not wrong. They’re basically the same guy - both from “meager” beginnings and sort of heartland guys (Tom from Minnesota and Greg from... small town Canada?), both basically Roy family outsiders. AND - most importantly - ambitious as fuck. Both will do anything to claw their way to the top.…

This. They know how to PRETEND to be smart, say the corporate buzz words at the right time, but when the rubber hit the road and they had to make an important decision,v they reverted back to children.

We end with him staring out over the water—it’s always water, with this guy—

Tom and Greg were almost approaching same-ness levels but now Tom gets his plaything back. I don’t think he considers Greg his “friend” but someone he’s sure will never be better than he is and for that reason is willing to keep him around. He’s in control of Greg’s salary yet he still tells him his pay is going to be…

I’m sure if he could get away with it, GOP Josh would go for Botox. As it stands, right now he can only rely on Photoshop.

Look, I get the idea of making Juneteenth a thing that ALL people should celebrate. Everyone should celebrate the end of slavery just like everyone should celebrate MLK Day.

This. I can’t imagine a joke connected to this movie that is “jaw dropping” unless it’s in extremely bad taste and probably not funny.

Something about one of them going down on the other and having an allergic reaction to plastic?

“Please bigot...”

The same people who haven’t set foot on Catholic Church property to hold one of their Nazi “grooming” protests, or protested some married senator who tried to coerce his intern into banging him, but show up just because someone is enjoying a bagel at a drag brunch.

Seriously. Under “To what do you object” she lists nothing, hinting she might not have even read the whole thing, if any of it.

The complaint also listed Oprah Winfrey as the author, gave some half-assed reasoning, and the school STILL went ahead with the ban.

Not surprising, but the woman may have ties to the alt right... naturally.

I still meet people who should know better who don’t know that Hound Dog was a Big Mama Thornton original

They do an entire tour based on that album so it’s a lot of folks favorite.

The new report only said a receipt showed that someone rented the bike, but the report didn’t say who the receipt came from. If it was the nurse’s receipt, I’m pretty sure the attorney would be shouting that from the Empire State Building. HOWEVER... he makes it explicit that the second receipt is hers... you know,…