the type of guy to say something like “wouldn’t it be CRAZY/FUNNY/EDGY if we did something like... (insert any gross thing here)?”

Another quick test seems to be “Is your name Rachel?”

And just the plasticity (a word?) of it all. Green bikini just seems so two dimensional. And not even “selling it” to the camera and opting to stare at herself on the phone is a strange move.

Thanks for saving me the time. I feel the move had more to do with MAGASantis than Lightfoot and Chicago crime.

I get that too from people but it’s double-edged sword. Telling me I look younger than my age is great, but the *gasp!* that comes when I tell them how old I am at first is... weird? A bit off-putting? Like they’re surprised I’m not in a wheelchair or dead.

I get you... if you’re billig something as a zombie show, there should be a minimum of 20 zombies per episode (my calculations).

Economist?

Me: I wonder if this is a slideshow.

As usual, they wrote it wrong. They won for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actor, and the just happen to be Asian.

And this...

Hey, now, wait, he gave a black American a job! Granted that black American was made of ink, and he used him to make fun of diversity training, but still...

For sure. American Splendor may have some comedic elements but it’s not a chuckle-fest.

Yeah, with you on that. Mildly entertaining, but every twist and con was spotted coming down the street.

What’s the over/under on any of them actually knowing how to drive a tractor, shift a diesel truck and make a chicken-friend steak without underseasoning it or burning it?

But, I prefer when it was a black person, showing their incredible skill at making pancakes.

Because Candice Owens doesn’t want Nikki Haley to success as the new female GOP star and she doesn’t care who’s ass she has to kiss and how far she has to bend over to do it to prevent it.

I seriously thought judge shows would have died out by now. But I turn on basic channel TV and there’s even more than I thought they were. 

Been a fan of Grand Crew from the get-go. Nicole Byer is great, as usual, and Carl Tart bring his Comedy Bang Bang absurdity 

See, the still-hot fry pan thing bothers me. I thought I heard that you should let the pan cool before putting hot water on it because the change in temperature can make it warp/something. Even if the water and pan are close in temperature...

They fucking played with fire, and actually STARTED a fire on Jan. 6 and don’t give a fuck.