Which raises the question: IS there a drinking game associated with this shitshow? As in, everytime McCarthy loses, you drink a fifth of Russian vodka? When George Santos misses a vote, you pretend to take a shot but really it’s just water?

Same. Clever dialogue, but the “mystery” was way less “mystery-y” than the first one. By which I mean, not a mystery at all.

Hey, if you don’t pass anything, no one can accuse you of fucking things up.

Not just Gaetz, but also Gosar... IN THE SAME DAY!

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/589049-mccarthy-says-hell-strip-dems-of-committee-slots-if-gop-wins-house/

Oh, OK, we’re still doing this...

You Only Live... Nice.

I’m getting a live-action Scooby Doo vibe. A few minor two-level jokes (Ken’s lack of genitals?) but ultimately something you’d watch on a Saturday afternoon at home on HBO Max.

I am really shocked at how the NFL was caught so flatfooted in that situation.

“Wow. Really?”

So what’s the over/under on this relationship? Nine months? Three? End of February?

Or actually have a little dick*

Damn-near 40-year-old man: “Yo, I got a lotta cars suck on that I win.”

I can see why you wouldn’t want to police his “identities”.

I was going to say the same thing. Some of his claims are stuff that you assume no one would lie that wildly about. It was like him saying he graduated summa cum laude when he just graduated magna cum laude. You could check it but is it really worth it?

This. Catching up can be done AFTER the order is given.

Or tell them Dad jokes while they’re waiting for your order and waiting to serve other people.

Oh, hello! This is still a thing.

“When the Patriots scored, I yelled ‘Yep Raiders fans, I think it’s time to go home.’ And he comes over, and he’s like, ‘Oh, so you’re talking to me?’” Edmond told reporters.

Blood And Honey was definitely a unique inroad to jumping on that trend!