I’m pretty sure this episode more or less confirmed that Martin Imari is the mastermind behind the hit on Eli.

Taking President’s Day off?

Yeah, I was gonna say, that whole scenario - white folks a bit tipsy, starting a weird conversation and then some casual racism slips in - is something I’ve strangely experienced more than once. In fact, the VERY first day we moved here...

I really don’t believe she intended to hurt him let alone kill him.

DEDDY this is teen saying he was never handcuffed. He even asked to be handcuffed and they didn’t do it…

I mean, it’s not like Minnesota CAN’T sentence a cop to more than two years for killing an unarmed person...*

“You are the cause of crime!”

Chicago checking in...

Has any reporter flat-out asked them, “Should children be taught about slavery? Jim Crow? Lyncings? Civil rights marches? Japanese internment camps? The lynching of Mexicans in the Southwest?” Not if kids should be taught about racism, but things like that specifically. Just curious how they would respond.*

I’m guessing Oscar cusses up a blue streak when the cameras are off.

Correction: I may NOT be a big fan...

He’s going to have sex with both of them, isn’t he?

He was very unexpectedly good, but so far I’m voting for Kumail Nanjiani. Of course he has the comedic chops but they way they played off each other so effortlessly was great. But like I intimated, I haven’t seen all of them yet

What, you mean art?

No, there’s no evidence in THIS story, but in the article it’s based on they state they know when it happened and who did it, so I assume they also got info from him as to why. When it comes to workers and vendors, museums keep track of who goes in and out and at what time. I’m pretty sure if they have the name of the…

Do not anger Happy Fun Ball.

Continuing the long, time-dishonored tradition of “improving” historic works of artistry, a “bored” security guard at Russia’s Yeltsin Center managed to deface a $1 million painting during his first (and only) shift.

How is it out of the greys? No stars as of this moment, and yet...

Side note: Jones is wearing a shirt that reads “1776 Forever Free” and the idiocy and irony of this black man proudly wearing a shirt that harkens back to a time when he ass would be in chains is maddening and hilarious.

Wait, so I’m supposed to be carrying slippers with me all the time? Some house visits aren’t planned, they just happen.