LOSER!

Remember that you are talking to a guy who dyes his clothes in used motor oil. Unlike the oil, your message probably won’t sink in.

Wow. That’s amazingly bad driving!

Yeah, you’re wrong. If I were your landlord, I wouldn’t want a bunch of shit boxes sitting in and around the units I owned and was renting to you. People don’t want to look at a non-working vehicle. If you don’t like it, move.

Shouldn’t he be wearing a red shirt in the picture?

Why can’t she lease a new car?

This poor woman. She gets kidnapped because her daughter is a gold digger. Now she has to rely on Bernie, one of the greediest people on the planet in order to get released. I’ll be shocked if she gets out of this alive.

This sucks. This guy doesn’t deserve to have a ship named after him.

Tony Stewart murdered those people!

LOL!!!

To fix the no fans in the stands at F1 races problem my recommendations:

No, it won’t destroy your life. You should totally do it.

I’m pointing and laughing at them!

Wow! That’s a huge change!

I went to the 500 again this year and also Elkhart Lake but I don’t really care anymore. I went to hang out with my friends.

Does Alissa Walker by any chance work for Time, Inc.?

They’re still racing IndyCars?

Meh. None that matter.

What moron would think that Bernie would be willing to give up $36.5M for his mother-in-law?

It’s the corduroy of interior trim materials