If you make it as far as Chicago it’ll be a miracle.

“In front of you is a Ferrari F430 Scuderia, a Porsche 997 GT3 RS, and a Subaru. You pick the Subaru.”

Ugh, this whole idea that they are trying to push is so lame. They need to just stop this.

Nothing is better in Russia.

Question: Who should build the next Chrysler 200 and Dodge Dart?

Hey, the guys on Jalopnik wanted to bring back teal so...

Yep, it still looks like it would be quite at home in South Beach.

Are you twelve?

Ah, common ground.

Nope, sorry. You’re wrong. That was definitely a brake check.

He should park his car on the street. What could possibly go wrong?

I watched it again. There was enough room for the brake checker to move to the right between the minivan and the little SUV that just merged onto the highway without cutting off the little SUV.

WTF? What’s with asking us for help?

The guy in the left lane should have moved over to the right and just let the SUV drive on by. He had both the time and the space to do that. He’s a dick for not moving over to the proper lane.

Any air cooled Porsche 911.

“Vehicles are Being Damaged at a Terrifying Rate by Pedestrians Walking Out in Front of Them” FIFY.

That’s awesome! I was worried that Bernie wasn’t going to get his money. He’s going to need that money for his retirement and to raise those too little girls he has at home.

You posted a very similar story a few months ago. At that time, many people offered you advice on how to get out of this situation. Many recommended that you get one reliable car and then trim down your fleet to something more manageable. This was good advice. Why don’t you take it?

Thank you, but isn’t this type of behavior unusual for Flor....Can’t do it, just can’t do it.

I’m with Lewis on this one. This thing is ugly.