Holy fuck! Only 3 shot? The fucking police are really falling down on the job!

Any chance I can get on your tits?

And most of them fucking queers who jerk each other off in the showers at the end of shift!

You take the job fuckwad!  You ever dealt with the average American?  Almost all of them are fucking retards!

And when they are through bumfucking the inmate population they move over to start on civilians.

So what you’re saying...in effect...is that this ‘cop’ is really just a fucking asshole!

You must have been the ‘nancy’ in the crew.  You ever get fucked in the ass by a fish cutter after midnight?

I’m pretty sure the guy has heard the word “small” many times in his life.  Like every time he shows his cock to a woman.

OK, so do that and use the $1.50 savings to pay for your etra gas and the time spent!  Asshole!

You poor person...having to live in fucking Houston!

Problem is that at Carl’s Jr. if you iorder “small”each of the people in the kitchen wipes the burger patty across their ass and stuffs each individual fry up their asshole before serving it to you. I have no idea what they do with the burger bun!

What you should have done is corner the waitress back beside the shitter and calmly stuff the salad..lettuce piece by lettuce piece and cherry tomato individually...up her asshole before sending her back to wait on more tables.

What you do is tell her you want the lottery ticket...but only if you can pull it out of her asshole with your tongue.

Solve the problem. Go to Five Gu0ys where they give you a good size order of fries, no matter the size you order, and then fill you fucking bag with another 4 lbs. of fucking fries. The trick is to order 5 burgers and 1 fries...there will be enough fries for everybody.

What size does the woman order when she wants a 96-oz. fucking drink to go with her 4 lbs. of chili cheese fries?

Specious? Specious? Where do you think you fucking are...a literary club? This is fucking Jezebel.

Here’s something to consider. Five regular orders costs $20...what you get costs $32.50. Figure it out.

Well, you know ‘Murica.

Well, if the guy doesn’t pick either of the two offered options, just kick him squarely in the nuts and be done with things.

What they do is look at the size of the orderer’s ass and give them the corresponding size meal.