Fuck you that I laughed so hard.

Sounds amazing. 

a mildly successful used-car alkaline water filter salesman

How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/10/the-cruelty-is-the-point/572104/

brings intimacy coordinators onto the set

Shrill?

Yikes.

No. I fucking hate this dumbass argument.

That’s gaslighting folks!