"Yes, it's true. This man has a very nice dick."

OK, I caved and ordered a copy. But I ordered a USED copy to send Capcom a message!! I don't think they'll actually get that message, but whatever, I'll be playing SFV next week while having saved a little cash.

I also hate dust. Maybe that has something to do with it.

I keep seeing the GODDAMN FROZEN DICAPPRIO BOOGERS!!!! food truck down the street. Seems pretty popular but I'm hesitant to give it a shot. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't like street food…

Maybe I should watch Mad Max again? I just wasn't blown away by it like so many other people were, but maybe I'm missing something. The imagery was striking, but apart from that I didn't feel like I was watching some kind of cinematic masterpiece.

Probably members of GAG/ASSTAP.

Just The Seventy-Eight Of Us

That sounds like girl lover talk to me! Get him, guys!

Don't they actually play Street Fighter in the movie?

Is this joke a sequel to the other jokes about The Force Awakens being derivative or is it just a remake?

My stepdad is a big martial arts nut and a huge fan of Kickboxer. One year, I bought him the Bloodsport DVD for Christmas because I couldn't find Kickboxer and thought, "Eh, it's basically the same movie." He didn't think so apparently, and for years after that, every time I visited, I always noticed the DVD sitting…

There's an extended Jeff Foxworthy-esque "You might be a cancer patient" bit which turns everyone into a hypochondriac.

I hope he calls his special Death Comedy Jam.

Maybe her husband was murdered by an actual DJ.

With Bob And David had its moments but yeah, more disappointing than anything else for me

Exactly. It's chilling how deluded he is. And I really think Tesla's "They're all yours" line is the movie's way of confirming that he's wrong at the end.

I hated The Illusionist and this perfectly sums up why.

Hm, OK thanks. I'll try to hold off for now, but man… I might cave pretty soon.

Hm, I think I might pick up Street Fighter V this weekend. I definitely wanted to buy it eventually, but listening to these tunes makes me want to play it right now.

One thing that always stands out for me is Angier's mistaken belief that HE'S the original Angier and that the other versions of him are a kind of carbon copy, that it takes courage "not knowing" which one will end up in the box. In fact, they're ALL the same person, all simultaneously believing that they're the…