This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

He has good taste, it’s an underrated flavor. And it probably served as a nice base for the other mixed flavors on Gene’s scoop.

Samus gets a lot more personality in the later games (for quite good in Fusion, for terrible in Other M). It’s still not much, of course. Still, Aran also has a MUCH more interesting design, backstory, and though a silent protagonist, elicits FAR more personality and pathos in how she silently contemplates the baby…

Six of one, half dozen of the other...

John Houseman must be spinning in his grave.

I’ve followed Abby’s advice, and let me tell you, it’s made it very difficult to plan a surprise party for her.

“We also talked about calling him the King of Spades,” Coach Turner continued “because he’s reportedly bad at poker, and also to imply that he was digging a hole that would be too deep for his team to climb out of.”

It was a play on his name of “King.”

I don’t understand. Why is Dora not turning and looking at me every two minutes and asking me to help her? Did Dora forget I was there? Is she giving me the silent treatment all of a sudden? I thought we were FRIENDS, you backstabber!

Is Cheers too obvious? It seems like the friendliest bar ever. Everybody already knows your name!

I look forward to seeing them doing bluegrass covers of Fabulous Thunderbirds hits at a Kansas City riverboat casino.

If I remember correctly, you’re supposed to post a picture of Peter Dinklage with a hula hoop.

Are you shrugging because you can’t read? Because I could’ve swore I said: “Aside from the Expendables, he hasn’t” in my OP.

A YouTube comedy series that is deeply unfunny and is annoying? Say it ain't so. In other news a Marine dies in the latest episode of NCIS and questions are asked in the latest The Chase. Also white people, problematic?

“Anyway, there’s a ton of sea men all over the place.”

I look forward to this 2-hour reminder of how no one will ever be able to replace Robin Williams.

Wasn’t there a joke about this in the Teen Titans Go movie? 

successfully negotiated a different schedule for Wayans, as well as providing him with more health-conscious meals

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.