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Dude, it’s the South. They all drink Coke there.

I mean, there’s so much CGI, can we even really call it live action?

I hope you’re prepared for the angry denizens of Jaguar Junction, Tom.

And for the first time, he directly addresses the title, Norwegian for “Mein Kampf,

It’s not quite the same, but this is a thing:

Greta Gerwig’s Little Women is going to be so precious that it will make The One Ring look like a cherry Life Saver.

I tried to stay away. But Sean left and I posted a good bye and then I got a star and my brain went nuts for that sweet, sweet dopamine and now I’m flippin hooked again.

We sent a reporter to visit Bond mastermind Barbara Broccoli on her private island base, The Broccolidome. The reporter did not return, but Ms Broccoli released the following statement: “FOOLS!! Who dares disturb me during The Broccolislumber?! Your reporter has been lowered into the Broccoli Mines where he will toil…

The City of West Hollywood has no jurisdiction on the Walk of Fame, nor is it in West Hollywood. This decision will be up to the Chamber of Commerce and the City of Los Angeles. Your piece should reflect the facts.

The Maria in me is somewhat intrigued, the Peter in me thinks this will be a disaster. 

“U.S. Embassy, Southeast Asia”?? Are you fucking kidding me? I used to like Peter Berg’s movies, now he can’t fucking tell the difference between a region and a country?

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Where the fuck is American Ninja II?

Well, the PR firm is named Laundry Service, so John probably just assumed they were supportive of his agenda of whitening.

I think “MacGruber” was the last SNL movie.

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