None of the publicity for that series has given any indication of that Velma’s orientation.

Harley and Poison Ivy are in a relationship on an adult show. This is arguably more meaningful than that, being in a kids’ movie that is part of the flagship franchise for these characters.

So has she been fired from Tuca and Bertie?

He’s currently on The First, a competing right-wing streaming news outlet.

Rex Harrison-esque talk-singing?

If you read the article, the only reason that they’re separate is because of Comcast’s minority stake in Hulu, and Chapek even says that Americans may be accepting of a Hulu/Disney+ combo.

She’s gonna put a candy bar in her pool?

Disney’s next original animated theatrical feature film will be Strange World in November, followed by the Pixar movie Elemental in June next year. This is the film two movies after the next.

M*A*S*H* —-> M*A*S*H

Cruise has been developing something with Les since 2010.

So Westworld is going to Madison Square Garden?

No one “sat down” for Get Back. The entire series was previously recorded footage.

Except in the months following a merger, where you can take a tax write-off for canceling projects.

And then they got purchased by Amazon...

The article itself says that Comcast/NBCUniversal signed the letter, so you only need SeaWorld.

Nothing but a mention of the involvement of the writers’ “legal representatives”.

I heard that slogan would be for a hypothetical second Monkees movie if the first one was a success.

Lionsgate, still a separate company as of this writing, owns the Divergent films, and probably still has the film rights.

Sean Connery is also dead, so that may be an issue.