“Because their innocence and naivete is what keeps them protected”

The thing is, if you’re not already working your ass off to save the innocent adults I don’t think adding the kids into it is going to change your mind on that...

Yeah I’m sure that’s happening a bunch...

So if there was a piece of lore in the game that said that kids were “Protected by the gods” or whatever...Problem solved?

Because the immortal children are what’s breaking the realism of your dragon flying-ass demigod game. Okay.

Man when I was a kid they would just include games or an extra controller or something.

Anyone else read that headline quick and see “Birthday Cake Anal”?

Can you also have them fake beat you up to get out of a date that isn’t going well?

wtf where are all the motorcycles?

It’s not an ad for the burger, ding dong...

You really should take a College class or something on how to properly articulate a point instead of devolving into basic logical fallacies.

That Buzz Lightyear DLC looks pretty cool...

So you have to buy each individual character? What was the cost for them on PC? What’s the level cap? I played a ton of D3 with my wife so I’m interested, but I’m skeptical of the price model.

Here’s the weird catch 22 of this whole thing: People who want to give others shit for this will be like “YOU’RE AN ADULT IT’S JUST A GAME BLAH BLAH BLAH” but they also act like throwing or breaking a controller is the worst sin you can possibly commit. It doesn’t matter if you’re totally fine and controlled in the…

I’ve considered something like that. Don’t have room in my apartment currently, and if you hit a heavy bag wrong (Say, if you’re angry and punch wildly) you can hurt yourself pretty good. A broken controller is cheaper than a broken wrist.

Also, if I find a cheaper “substitute” then I’m just going to continue doing it…

Protip for people who give controller-throwers shit: Get off your fucking high horse.

I’m a serial controller-breaker. I’ve had to replace three controllers in the past year (a lot for me, but I played more Fifa than usual...)

I’m married. I have a steady, good-paying job. I have two college degrees. I almost never drin…

Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult

Man, oh man. I knew this thread was going to be an ass-kicking. I was not disappointed.

These are genuinely uncomfortable and off-putting and that’s exactly what she’s going for and it’s perfect.