That shit is really starting to bug me... Can't I just pay five bucks for a decent puzzle game and be done with it?

... Did you just compare Phil Fish to a rose?

White people...

How the hell did this get modded into "Shrek Simulator" and not "Donkey Simulator"?

This is a ridiculous comparison. A much more accurate comparison would be if you saw a dude playing guitar in a coffee shop, and you likes him so you bought his crappy CD he made in his basement. He then used that money to pay for studio time and make a better CD that caught the attention of a record label, who then…

They totally aped some of these textures from Crash N' The Boys: Street Challenge

I'm starting to become convinced that crowdfunding is a bad outlet for video games.

It's one thing when you're talking about a book or a movie, where the costs are much more easily estimated, but video games seem to have a lot of "X factors" that developers never take into account and it makes it feel like more of them…

It's popular in a lot of countries and increasingly popular here.

Anyone see this and immediately think "Issue one of The Boys?"

No Offspring, no Crazy Taxi.

Well if she doesn't look "beautiful" that must mean something is wrong with her design!

Loses female armor bingo.

Psssh. Whatevs. Homeboy didn't even break the record.

I kinda lost track of this... Did they ever get close to democracy at any point?

"You just got F'ed in the A"

And Iceman wins gold in every event.

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Seconded. One of my favorite adventure games of all time. One of the lost gems of that era few people remember.

Nope. Nope nope nope.