Basically like saying “No offense, but fuck you.”

It sounds like he is surrounded by a bunch of asshole enablers who have always told him he can do no wrong. So shocking that he ended up as a remorseless rapist.

can’t they both be the worst?

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

That would be appropriate for my tortoise, who hates my guts.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

Not too many deaths happen while a car’s on the mechanic rack. Volvo might be on to something.

A Charger EV? Sounds good to me!

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

A Cubs sweep of the Cardinals on 4/20 in 70 degree weather would certainly satisfy all of the me’s in the world.

3 games each against the Braves and Brewers will do that for most teams.

I look forward to reading about a hundred more of these.

I am really enjoying this series, I hope it continues the rest of the baseball season.

I did nazi that at first glance

*ahem* It is Balancing in Heels, you philistine.

I understand that Greece used to be a world power too.

Cardinals bloggers have already resulted to pointing out how many WS they’ve won.

+1 subtle

#BestRunningGagInSportsJournalism

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]