The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

butts are funny

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

I wonder what impact this will have on insurance and accidents in the next year or so?

It’s how I win Gran Turismo races, so it must be legit :)

I thought it was the Douglas Adams commemorative edition.

Dumb people never grasp the danger until they’re neck deep in it. Then comes the screaming...and the crying. Always the fucking crying.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

It’s also the decade of publically shaming people for making dumb jokes, which results in their lives being destroyed and people losing their jobs solely for trying to make a joke. But hey, at least people on Twitter/Facebook/etc. now are able to pretend they’re on higher moral ground by shaming others.

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

So you’re saying everyone should chill because eventually he’s going to come home?

If it’s a one lane road and I’m already going over the speed limit as it is then they can f the hell off.