You went from being young and naive to old and stupid.

Congratulations.

It don’t matter if you drag them an inch or a mile. Dragging a pedestrian is dragging.

All the good names like Steelers and 76ers were already taken.

Yes, yes, everyone’s familiar with the old tactic of making a fool of yourself on the internet and then pretending it was all a joke.

Poor puppy

Ovaries. Two of ‘em can you believe it. A terminal case.

Now that the primaries are over, that video doesn’t seem quite as funny anymore...

Wonder what they did for the brakes?

Then I will roll a piece of bacon around one and eat it in your honor. While I respect your religion, their is no way a 5000 year old book would keep me from eating delicious food. Though, I refuse to eat the shell.

To be fair, he wanted it there because it was a convenient place to cheat on his wife.

Thanks for reminding me why I don’t read Penny Arcade.

It’s a weird issue.

That's a lot of words just to tell everyone you do Ironmans.

“Son, my father taught me this and now I’m gonna pass it on to you.”

That whole argument misses the most important point. Who cares if climate change is real or not, or if humans play a role. We know the shit our engines and power plants, refineries, and drilling stations pump out into the environment are killing us now with every breath we take and sip we make, and should be…

Even if they were canon, C2-N2 and C2-D4 were manufactured nearly 4000 years prior to the original trilogy, so they’re probably not relevant to the contemporary naming convention. Using C2-R4 as an example doesn’t work in Torch’s favor since it’s a mishmash of who knows how many different droid components, but clearly…

Yes, who cares about the billions of human beings that live and/or are fed by areas of the planet that are incredibly susceptible to the climate change that is happening... North Dakota got a little farmland back!

Know how I know I’m a bad person? Seeing that pic makes my heart drop and tears in my eyes. Seeing a pic of a flood victim waiting on their roof in Louisiana makes me feel almost nothing.

The other C2 droids you identified are not canon examples

#hottake