BITCH DID YOU CROCHET AN ENTIRE GIANT POPCORN COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

For any of the Flailing Frothers in the greys who think they have a “reasonable argument” against reparations — or are trying to do the “MLK would have said” so that Huey needs to put a stop to it

My partner and I looove singing that dumb song as loud as we can and we also try to hold some of the notes as long as possible. It truly is an annoying song and the first one that came to mind. It’s also sounds like a horrible Spoon rip-off.

Mansplaining and being condescending are not the same thing. Mansplaining is a gendered behavior where the man assumes to know (more) about a subject by virtue of his gender and assumes that a woman needs it explained to her because of her gender. If it’s not a gendered situation, it’s not mansplaining.

I don’t know how many times I have a conversation like this.

I adore each and every commenter in that post who is absolutely certain he is smarter than everyone he has ever talked to, including all random strangers.

My favorite aspect of this is the obvious process of giving up. At the beginning, you sound like you actually expected to have a conversation. By the end, you’re just trying to catch the early train and still get a good reference from him. I feel you.

Where did you get this recording of me at work? (I work in IT and deal primarily with men...)

Pseudopod is wildly hit-or-miss, though. But you can always fast forward through the ones that don’t strike your fancy.

San Antonio native here, it’s so strange watching this video. Bittersweet for sure and my sister will probably weep after I share this video with her. I still remember how devastated she was the day Selena was shot. She came home from school crying and yelling.

Oh man. So bittersweet to see this.

I thank the film gods that IT removed so much of King’s rambling bullshit in its movie adaptation. To see IT synthesized into its best essence was amazing, and is arguably the greatest novel-adaptation ever. Sorry the 2 chapters about “why the bully farted” didn’t make the cut (note: this is actually in the book.)

...or, alternatively, just slowly taking them off while the other person just keeps fucking talking.

In fact, if you wrap a puppy in an American flag and put it on top of a pumpkin-spice gift certificate to Starbucks and tell a white woman you’re giving it to a soldier, she will spontaneously orgasm.

The women in that main image tho...

I was about to say the same thing. He’s brought back to life for some purpose, and although that purpose could be to kill Dany to broker peace, I think the purpose is to die at the right time. It’s too obvious for the same exact thing that happened the first time to play out the same exact way, and the obviousness…

Why are we assuming Jon kills Dany and not the other way around?

It’s not much better when you’re reading the desktop version and all of a sudden the paragraph you were reading scrolls up above the top of the browser window because the auto-play video that you scrolled past auto-hid when it was done playing......

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.