My apologies in advance for the caps

OMG this is one I hadn’t seen before. THERE ARE SO MANY BARF MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!

What’s the problem? That the story got reported on already here (more than once I might add) and Jez dared to move onto other stories? If actually reporting on more than one thing is “shitty journalism” I guess North Korea deserves the Pulitzer here. Dude, also, why does every single story posted have to conform to…

Yes, I would like to talk about it. I was surprised to read she’s turning 36. I turned 36 in March and I think she looks older than me. Then I look at her face and she doesn’t look “old” but she somehow looks “older”. I don’t know how to explain this...

Whenever I hear the Vankster talk, I get the impression she took a Trump U course on how to talk so people think you are smart.

I will be very interested to see how people manage this reaction if/when the Bryan Singer and Dan Schneider stories break. How do managers, tutors, and parents ... people legally and morally obligated to protect children say they had no idea these things were happening? It was literally their jobs to know! How do you…

Years ago (like about 20) I worked with a woman whose young son would stop by the office a lot. He was a sophomore or junior in high school. Anyway, he told me a really creepy story about Kevin Spacey coming on to him hardcore at some DC Clinton dinner-type event. The kid’s parents were connected somehow and rated an…

You’re right, there is totally nothing inappropriate about a grown man inviting a 14 year old to a party with alcohol into his bed. Totally normal.

There’s someone on reddit you might want to try and reach out to:

i need this mindless drool. it keeps me going.

I imagine Jezzies in 1970s. They did a story on the break-in. Are they not allowed to talk about Farrah’s hair too!

I vividly remember when the issue of Seventeen with her on the cover arrived in my mailbox. I was 11 or 12. I ranted to my mom about how unattractive she was and how ridiculously obvious that her rich daddy had bought her this magazine cover. I remember being, like, really mad about it.

They did a story on Manaford. Are they allowed to write about other things or do you just want them to republish that one piece of news?

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

Oh lord, she’s only a few years older than me? With all that plastic surgery, I assumed she was at least 40.

I’ve had pure, raging hatred for her ever since I read that lemonade stand story.

She’s busy architecting her thoughts.

I can’t stand her, I fucking dislike her.

I always wonder when I see her photos, did she at some point tell the plastic surgeon, “I want to have one of those Resting Grifter faces,” or is that just her actual character baseline coming through? 

Here’s my photo of the coast, taken on the San Diego to LA Surfliner train: