Good on you for taking that pupper in.

Here’s mine 5 secs from passing out after a long day at the park running through streams and trails.

Alt headline: Very smart dog does not want to risk getting blown up.

My pup has the same smile!

Dogs are good. Look at my good dog now.

That is exactly my dog....could be twins.

I want to adopt a failed bomb detecting or police dog as I, too, am terrible at following instructions.

The world is worth saving for, if no other reason, dogs.

THAT is one cute as hell dog.

Exactly. The only way he could pull something like this off is if they didn’t tell him. Since he’s such a warm and devoted spouse, I’m sure he’d pick up on that right away. Hell, she may have taken off ages ago and no one’s noticed.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

I’ll be honest; I don’t read her as a misanthrope, as that would require paying attention to other people. She’s said that she’s not anti-anything, but will argue whatever point she’s been given to argue, and I think that’s actually a fairly accurate and self-aware statement on her part. I think the only “ism” that…

And I am here for it.

One thing these interviews make clear is that a lot of news anchors are apparently soft brained idiots who “respect” her “talents”.

This woman can’t go away quickly enough. No idea why so many of her so-called peers are giving her so much slack. She’s bad and a bad person.

THANKYOU BOBBY.

• Dr. Oz said, “I never ever leave home without nuts in my pocket.”

Where did you get a gif of me trying to climb the rope in elementary school?

• Bobby Finger thought, “Lotta scammers on the show today!”

I am glad he is safe and I hope he is happy.