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AmeliaPeabodyNeedsAGenialBeverage
ameliapeabodyneedsagenialbeverage

mom pls dont do this

They are tacky as fuck. The “Madonna and child” reference is not even remotely subtle and I don’t care how talented she is, her children are not the second coming of jeebus.

You do not talk for all of us down there.

La Virgen is so specific to Mexican culture. I’m waiting for the Beyhive here to pop off about this and say something images of deities are not culturally specific or whatever. You’re not wrong, but some people are going to get their underwear in a twist.

Looks like an excuse to show she hasn’t retained any weight. The picture is all about her and the babies are a prop.

My wife and I had all of those issues and a stillbirth before we had our little boy. So did thousands of other people trying to have a kid. It’s tragic but again, not unique or unusual.

A photo of “Beyoncé’s twins”, i.e., a photo where Beyoncé is the main focus.

Are you guys trying to trick me into saying something about Beyonce so that the Hive attacks me?

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

Shh Yetta....the Beyhive is coming for you now!

The overworship of this clan is wierd. Having kids is a not unique thing and these people definitely do not walk on water. Regardless, congratulations to thier family.

Me too, I can mock about religion all day long, but I respect the virgin of Guadalupe, it means so much for millions of people.

She has a really strange look on her face I thought. Like maybe she was trying to have the same expression as Botticelli’s Venus, but that’s the art historian in me, making strange connections.

More than inspiration, she is copying Mexican imagery:

I’m not even religious and I want to throw a bible at her. Cut that shit, out.

Ah yes, a throw back to the 90's, when Oregon and Montana were the wackadoodle states.

Nope, I still feel bad for them. Nothing deserves to suffocate to death on a highway, even terror-mouthed slime-nightmares.

Aaw, this reminds me of night Gawker. Something horrible to read just before bed, thanks!

Just on the topic of highways and marine life...

It’s like worms on the sidewalk after rain from Hell. Worse than Trump? Nope.