Yeah, how strange to want to be able to drive out of your garage and onto the roads

You know that developers get paid millions of dollars to put their games on PS+ (or Gamepass for that matter) right?

I low-key love this, but I think the enterprising teenager should have brushed up on his graphic design skills. Comic Sans and cartoon palm trees? Yikes.

As much as this is a terrible description, he doesn’t have to appreciate The Last of Us as a game to do a great job making it into a TV show. He has to appreciate it as a story. If he thinks the story is incredible, but that a video game is a bad medium for telling that story, then perhaps he thinks he can do a better…

Comic Sans typeface IS a crime.

Why are people obsessed with Elon Musk to know everything about him? has anybody asked Amber Heard what Elon Musk’s jizz tastes like? has anybody tried on his clothes and became smarter?

I’m just gonna say that I’ve started playing this game and...I think you need to understand eurojank simulator games—admittedly a very weird and niche place—to know where this is coming from.

At least seven. On a good day maybe even eight. 

How many articles a day do you think you guys publish about James Cameron? 5? 6?

“Uh yeah, but I’m not commenting on the actual mythology from thousands of years ago, I’m commenting on the game from 2005.”

The game which is rooted in that actual mythology? Talk about an immature response. Nice attempt at sidestepping your very silly point.

Yep, it’s obvious the early games have terrible writing,…

Author knows exactly what they are doing, getting clicks.  Whether they actually believe anything they are typing is up for debate

Because they knew what they were doing... It may cost 1 coin, but since nothing is priced in a number not ending in 00, in effect it costs 100 coins.

I don’t think it’s one of the bigger problems of OW2, but when the game deals in pseudo-currencies that can only be purchased or redeemed at even numbers and they intentionally do things to get users to end up with odd balances, thus pushing them to buy excess fake currency with real money, then it still very much is…

I get this article is in jest, but the whole system is predatory. They’ve re-released overwatch 1, tacked on a more profitable model, made it so theres 0 progression unless you adopt that model, taken away features, taken away maps, called it overwatch 2 and expect people to take it or leave it.

You mean Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men?

You’re absolutely right. Worst case here is that he believes this—and that’s a sin how? Should somebody who doesn’t love this game be running the show based on it? 

I think we’re overthinking this a bit.

I don’t know the specifics of Milwaukee, but being familiar with Chicago, I don’t have reason to doubt what you say.

The ‘food deserts’ in Chicago are largely areas that have homicide rates on par with active civil war zones. When the West Garfield Park Aldi closed last year, activist journalist types bought in to the…

I am a bit puzzled that “mass transit” reduces traffic.
It is not always true. Especially in North American cities. Mass transit targets specific locations while highways aggregate drivers from all over the place.
Example for me was NYC. It is great if you go to Manhattan, not so much in outer boroughs. 

First, you can’t make a food desert worse. It’s already at its lowest point, and that’s because it’s a crime-ridden part of town where no one wants to open a business. Even if it wasn’t, we don’t put a full grocery store in every neighborhood in the city. The people who live in $1M condos on the east side also can’t…