"Oh there's your date for tonight"? "Oh there's your date for tonight"?!

HOLY FUCK WITH YOUR OBNOXIOUS SMUGNESS, BATMAN. Do you feel better now?

Hurling obscenities doesn't belittle my position. I don't need to defend my position from an antisemite. We already know everything that we need to know about antisemitism. I hurl obscenities because people who are antisemites deserve to have obscenities hurled at them. I'm not trying to convince them or anyone else…

Has the right to say what he wants? Sure. Don't like it, just move along.

Naming your child after your cultural background is not as asshole move. The only asshole here is you. If you can't deal with the fact that a country made up if immigrants is filling up with more multi-cultural background, you can fuck off, because it's happening whether you like it or not. Assimilating to the white…

Some of my best breads are Jewish!

I just realized I am arguing with an adolescent. I hope you grow up into a person smart enough to recognize when you are ignorant and learn to stop talking.

"It was 100% against Jews not assimilating when it comes to naming their kids." And then you doubled down with two traditional Jewish names. Yes you mention Asian parents but you came out of the gate pretty hard against Jews. Especially using schlomo which is pretty widely derided. Maybe you should rethink your…

I'm surprised you still think you have an antisemitic, racist leg to stand on.

Hey, there Asshole. I was hoping LaComtesse would be able to find a gif that would diffuse my rage. But your ignorance is even beyond her gif powers.

I think it's probably the case that you don't actually know anything about the Jewish people.

Just making sure that you're an unrepentant racist shitbag. Fuck off and go back to masturbating into your copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or whatever it is that you vapid mouth-breathers do with your free time.

Fuck. You.

So Mohammad and Ayesha should change their names to assimilate too? Who made up these rules anyway and why should any of us have to follow them?

How long have you been so defensive about your own boring-ass name?

Yes the answer to hositility against non-white or foreign cultures in the US is to make yourself as much like a white USAmerican as possible. Or not. You're an asshole and by the way your screenname means monkey in Swedish.

So when did you come to the realization that you hate Jewish people?

Are you upset because your daughter is named Ayelet or something?

Kids make fun of other kids' names no matter what they are. Kids named Pat get called Fat, Chrissys get "Prissy", Vickis get "Icky". Not naming a child after your ethnic or religious tradition to avoid any chance of mockery is full-stop stupid, but not nearly as stupid as attacking people who don't do the same.

Your world must be very exciting. When you get tired of putting marshmallow fluff on your wonderbread, do you switch it up with margarine for variety? Pumpernickel, rye, naan and pita would be far too frightening, and don't even get me started on how bizarre and deviant tahini and olive oil are.

Fer real.