So, you said exactly what Jezebel posted that you said. Misogynistic shitforbrains.

“Then, I realized that women love presents like dogs love treats. Just as an unfriendly dog wouldn’t deny a tasty treat, any beautiful girl can be bribed into giving you a first date.”

My feeling has always been that if you have to constantly qualify yourself as "nice" you probably aren't. Others should be able to discern if you are nice with your having to tell them.

If women are like dogs, does that mean I can pee on this dude's shoes as a reasonable reaction to his app? That's what my ill-behaved dog does when he's mad.

I'm assuming it's the titillation factor of getting to sneak a peek without the women in question being aware. The act of getting away with it, basically.

It's a troll. Toss him this.

To impress their friends, or their imaginary friends.

Its was a lose lose situation from the start.

I feel differently. Not that I'm right, I just feel...differently. These bros preyed on women's hearts and consciences to let them physically assault and harass them and taking money from them because you feel like it would "do women a disservice" to decline is also something done out of guilt. $3,000 is not really…

"Now it seems that it really was just to satisfy a strange male conquest to grope a bunch of women."

I'm Fascinated by your Capitalization choices.

Because everyone around you will know you can afford to spend stupid amounts of money on a bag that holds your other money.

How old are you? who uses the Gals anymore

Ohh noes!

I called my mother out on that a while ago (thanks to Jezebel for opening my eyes, since I grew up believing that crap!). She's always after her granddaughters to "sit like a lady", "act like a lady", etc. I took her aside once and mentioned how just by saying that in front of everyone, she's telling all the young…

Does it bother anyone else that so many of the answers are either essentially:

This is what I constantly tell my boyfriend, who will say things like "Why do you bother with all that gunk? You look pretty without it."

But if it connects to the pubes, at what point does it become pubes vs. not-pubes? Where is the happy trail DMZ?

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I do believe this sums it up best...