“This is a poetry game in the middle of an otherwise perpetually violent Lord of the Rings epic.”

EVERY athlete should begin doing this to show solidarity. Black, white, Hispanic, Asian, no matter their race or ethnicity. THAT is what will help drive change.

As far as I’m concerned, Mario and Luigi are two plumbers from Brooklyn who somehow ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom. And Mario sounds like Captain Lou. AND THE KOOPALINGS ARE BOWSER’S KIDS. @#$% your retcons, Nintendo!

Can’t tell you how infuriating it was that they never released the original SoM on the Wii U’s virtual console in the US.

Because they should STOP REMAKING SHIT. Just port the original to the new platforms. The 16-bit artwork of the original was GORGEOUS, and there’s no goddamned reason to dress it up with flashy 3D graphics. This is just like colorizing classic black and white films; it utterly destroys the original character.

WHY, for the love of God, WHY?!?!

I’d still rather have a new X-Wing game.

Ironically, Medieval English would have actually not have had a “British” (that is to say: Received Pronunciation) accent at all. Kevin Costner’s flat Midwestern accent in Prince of Thieves would have actually been much closer to how things would have actually sounded (if you also account for the fact they wouldn’t…

Meh.

Your pun is bad and you should feel bad.

You, sir, are a moron. I’d watch NEMESIS before I willingly sit down in front of that Abrams garbage.

You, sir, are a moron. I’d watch NEMESIS before I willingly sit down in front of that Abrams garbage.

Honestly, about 80-90% of the people playing this game would have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER who Pauline is (even *I* barely remembered the character, and I grew up in the 80s).

“and the true power of the Master Sword awakens.”

So sick of this glorified Call of Duty reskin. I’m still waiting for an ACTUAL X-Wing game.

So what if it’s not across the entire line? It’s STILL an event.

Death of X and Inhumans vs. X-Men both released before Civil War II even finished (partly because Bendis can’t get shit done on time, and inserted an extra issue of padding on top of that). DoX #4 released November 23rd, and IvX #0 was released the following week. Civil War II didn’t wrap up until December.

By not having my head up my ass like you, and actually engaging with other readers.

Marvel’s problems can be chalked up to:

You know how many of that were built? None. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Not as a full-sized mockup, and certainly not a prototype.

Carrier-borne aircraft have RADICALLY different requirements from land-based machines. You simply can’t take the F-22, throw it on a carrier, and call it a day.