You went to high school together. He was the guy who made fun of people who only got accepted into state colleges.

People with rat faces shouldn’t call others “vermin”.

I do the same thing (in secret)! When I was a kid, I used to pretend I was going downstairs for juice - I was real extra about it too so my toys would think I’m gone and then I would wait outside, sometimes for hours trying to catch them talking shit about me or just living their secret (they’re no humans around!)…

Waiting for the fireworks like:

That may be enough Internet for the day...

Brandi got ethered....There are no combination of words that can accurately describe my level of shock and awe at the ETHERNESS of this response. Oh, my my my. Agatha pulled NO punches. Spared NO feels. I’m SHOOK!

Let me tell you something Team Issa/Molly we have taken a smooth L because issa’s reaction brings tons of questions to mind:

Listen Linda. That cumshot was everything. It was hilarious. Yes, we were partying like it’s 1997, but it was so real. It left me with a lot of questions, though. Was Lawrence with the desert d—k their whole relationship? Was Issa properly being served? How old are they?

Male specific:

She is one mugshot away from.looking like a “Faces of Meth.”

When they go back to work on Monday, they will talk about this weekend with the same fervor they would about a bungee jumping or white water rafting trip. The thrill and energy of coming together, maybe getting a little pepper spray, standing up to cops and absolutely nothing happening to them at all that could…

Payne is believed to have stolen about $2 million worth of items over the past 60 years.

I watched that documentary and tbh, this woman low key my hero. Y’all can’t tell me nothin. She was like let me tell you about these times that I stole a bunch of jewels from these rich white people.

Stuck in the greys, too. :(

OK, so this is home now. Hi everyone! And help get me out of the greys please!