have yall ever been to Los Angeles?

honestly this is how i feel any time im watching a movie or tv show that takes place in LA and someone is wearing pants

When I first saw this pic, I legit thought “omg, it can even spray a fine, refreshing mist!”

Ice cream commercials should be like this ^...........not creepy.

Ivanka fucking whishes.

Never not funny!!

This is pretty much what I have suspected. Also, she’s there to keep daddy’s conversations from getting too racist-y.

I’d assume he has a time limit that he’ll pay attention to things, and she pops in around that point.

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.  

I really think the Queen is way beyond caring about who marries whom especially when those involved aren’t that close in line to the throne. Allowing Charles to marry Camilla was really the end of heavy hands in marriage dealing.

Doesn’t the whole thing read like a “fuck you,” anyway? This being said:

Dear Mike Pence,

I should have fired Mueller. At least I have the best cell. The best. #MAGA

—Prisoner 45

I thought this too when watching CNN this morning, but I guarantee he’ll outsource it to some staffer. It will read like all his teleprompter ransom speeches.

Hopefully it’ll be something quick, like:

He won’t write a letter; he’ll just tweet.

Considering he thinks everyone, from hurricane survivors to boy scouts, is coming out to rally for him, I think we can safely assume he thinks he is the sun around which Obama orbits. There are no traditions, only things he just thought up.

Quick, let’s have a guess what Trump’s letter is going to say to his successor (assuming he has one and doesn’t crown himself overlord).

Does Trump think Obama did this specially for him or does he know it’s a tradition that every president does?