There is such a thing as a good spray tan. My sister has them done occasionally before special occasions, and it’s very subtle and natural-looking.

Also: there is no amount of hair and makeup that is going to make Sarah Huckabee Sanders good at her job. She doesn’t need to look pretty to do a job that is basically just lying. That she only got because... Republican nepotism.

I think it was the other way around, Spicer was a believer and Mooch is self-serving and opportunistic. This is an opportunistic sociopath’s paradise.

It’s OK, I’ve seen these characters come and go on Game of Thrones.

It doesn’t end well.

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously…

Exactly, not on national T.V., what is wrong with these men?

The one time you can do this is when you’re the Director of Communications, moulding your front-facing staff.

Oh man, you just know he told her to lose weight (behind close doors) or else...

It is so infuriating when a man tells you what you should wear and not to wear, how you should do your hair or why you should wear makeup or why you should smile more, there is no week where a man offers me free unsolicited styling recommendations.

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

I prefer the term pervert. The v makes it sound classy.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

“White House Accuses Outgoing Ethics Chief of Grandstanding in Statement That Misspells His Name”

Jon just left two children in charge of the first two castles between himself and the white walkers, mmkay Jon that’s a really solid idea.

Does wearing someone else’s freaking FACE SKIN too much turn you cold?

Well, I for one will be extremely shocked if that happens. Unless he goes to jailer shooting across and occupied car with another cop in it. These guys just like to show their dominance. My stick-it-in-the-envelope prediction is that cops will have to shoot a white middle-aged rich guy, and get it caught on tape,…

It’s not even the cameo that’s the problem, it’s how they did it. All but one of the musician cameos the show’s been famous for over the years have been blink and you miss it musical performances by those people (the lone exception was Wilko Johnson as Ilyn Payne).

Jon Snow is Dany’s nephew! I know we’re in the land of royal sibling-fuckers here, but still. ICK!

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