There won’t be enough Halloween costumes in the world for the likely demand this year.

The last time I saw a super hero movie in the theatre or even at all (before wonder woman) Michael Keaton was batman. I think I went against my will with my parents. Super heros aren’t my thing. However, I binge watched Jessica Jones and I saw Wonder Woman. I didn’t just buy a movie ticket. I went to the fancy theatre…

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

He didn’t fail! He gave up! That’s totally different, like how Chris Christie wasn’t on the beach today because he was wearing a hat (sorry, this is my new favorite excuse).

Shouldn’t Jared be negotiating peace in the Middle East right now? I thought he was supposed to single-handedly solve thousands of years of violence and, you know, show the rest of the world how it’s done.

That’s true.

Well in this timeline, the joker is basically the president. No need to crash a party full of your supporters and people pretending to hate you!

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Just goes to show that it’s all bs. Politics is nothing but interactive theater.

Who among us hasn’t ended up at the same party as a Koch brother and awful person Kushner?

Can you imagine having to “party” with Ivanka and Jared?

I have long thought that Blue Ivy was a nice name unfairly lumped in with terrible celebrity baby names.

Sir? Now that’s setting up the kid to be a pretentious asshole.

62 million people voted for this guy.

... and what’s worse is that his administration defends all of it as “fighting fire with fire!” or “hitting back harder!” as if responding to petty insults is part of the President’s fucking job.

Plastic surgery is ok for women Trump thinks will fuck him. Duh.

Have to say, I would characterize Mika’s tweet as fairly great shade, but I keep getting that wrong. It’s something great, though.

According to his current wife it’s ok to beat up woman and according to his daughter who is not a political adviser but works at a white house he is a feminist, we live in at a great times.

That Brian Stelter tweet is exactly what I was looking for; proof that, as suspected, Donald Trump just completely made the whole thing up. The man is unhinged.