“he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake and called his son his accountability partner.”

This is so deeply disturbing but of course we’ll get nothing but crickets from the “moral majority” crowd b/c it’s their guy and they would have no values if it weren’t for hypocrisy. 

I don't know. Greene could probably credibly claim that no one would mistake her attack as a statement of fact.

Yes, he’s existing in 2023 without a checking or savings account. <massive eyeroll>

This. I am much more confident that Johnson is blatantly not disclosing his holdings for reasons that make sense only to him, rather than that he has no money.

I don’t know which is worse, polling 1% with evangelicals or not being able to get 15 Republican voters into a Pizza Ranch. I’ve been to a Pizza Ranch, you’d have to somehow drive Republican voters away from one and that’s no small feat.

He should be forced to carry this bid to term, as God intended it.

I’m sure Newt Gingrich, Donald Trump, Bob Dole, John McCain, and Ronald Reagan are big fans of no fault divorce since they’ve been married multiple times.

It’s pretty well known that marriage is good, for men. I never bothered with it. I had family obligations enough, thanks. 

Their cruelty is a feature not a bug.

I’m reminded of the fact that Republicans don’t tend to view these sorts of things as problems unless they’re actively impacting them personally, and then it’s someone else’s fault for not having solved it for them

I’m sorry that you had to move because small government conservatives want to control your body. It’s awful. 

Wow. So while Republicans claim to believe in limited govt and supposedly individual rights but reeeeealy into literally keep women a prisoner in her their own town.

It’s only less terrible because he’s been mostly a quiet backroom player to date. He’s more of the same. And the reason he won is twofold:

It tracks. As much as conservatives love to roar about “morals” and “Christianity” and “God” and “think of the children,” they flock to places like New Orleans and Las Vegas and do as much “wanton” shit as they can. If Louisiana didn’t have a New Orleans, conservatives would invent one.

Good. I’m glad they didn’t put some milquetoast wannabe centrist out there. This is what the Republican party is right now. And the whole country can see it, and decide if that’s what they want to support. No more hiding behind small business/low taxes/family values bullshit anymore. Trump exposed you all, and you can…

The absolute best JT could hope for is to say “I was a spoiled rich asshole at the time and I’ve grown over the years. I would never do or say things now that I did and said then.” ... and hope that he is mostly forgiven for it.

It amazes me that the home state of Mardi Gras and drive through daquiris is so right wing. 

This is maybe slightly less terrible than Gym Jordan? More likely he’s just as terrible but not yet as infamous. It feels like the hardliners got what they wanted and the “moderates” got to play act like they were making some kind of stand before bending over for Gaetz and the MAGA freaks.

More like a law to make it illegal to TRAVEL to play 7 card stud with bigfoot. You can technically pull anyone over under suspicion of going to play a card game with a cryptid. And oh, if you were to find (or plant) some evidence of some other crime, well that’s just icing on the cake.

“The GOP can’t even govern itself, why should anyone trust them to govern the country?” should be the Democratic refrain for the next 12 months.